One reason we love cricket is that it keeps on surprising us.
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| Funny incidents of cricket |
Here are surprises and the great funny side of Cricket!
Comments by a commentator and an expert:- That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
- Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
- Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
- The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..One falls and everything else falls!
- Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
- The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
- Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
- This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain: "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
- Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
SOME QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS:
Q.What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A.The entire Indian Innings.
Q.Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
A.In Advertisements.
Q.What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A.The walk back to the pavilion.
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
Q.what is the difference between an Indian fielder and a condom?
A.one drops a catch and other catches a drop